I decided to make a parody poster for Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, based on the poster for The Last Boy Scout. Check it out after the jump.
Escaped Brain Things
Occasionally something will enter my brain and want to escape via my fingers. These are rather rare since they usually escape via my mouth first.
Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Crazy Theory.
While watching all the trailers before the movie ever came out, this came to me in an instant. My brain is Garbage Compactor 3263827. On the basis of the specification, these problems are further subdivided as delayed ejaculation, retrograde ejaculation and premature ejaculation. order cheap viagra http://seanamic.com/order-1616 Instead of using medicines to last longer in bed, […]
Movie Projection 2: MCU Spider-man
DISCLAIMER | A slight modifier from the original mission of this segment. This isn’t a snarky joke post, this is seriously what I want this movie to be. This is fan service and has not been endorsed or approved by Disney Marvel, yadda, yadda, etc. If Marvel would ever want me to elaborate on this, I’d […]
Movie Projection 1: Battleship
I decided to start a segment on this blog called “Movie Projection.” When did I decide? Just now. It’s the place where I take movies I most definitely won’t see and come up with an unlikely scene, that if it were in the film I would be in the theater in a heartbeat. So without […]
Sight Impediments
So CES 2012 is in full swing out in the Nevada desert and TV manufacturers are jumping on the Android bandwagon. It seems they’re all scrambling to show smart TVs running full blown Ice Cream Sandwich and frankly I’m fed up with it. When did it become a good thing to have crap impeding your […]
Why So Serious?
Went hiking yesterday in beautiful Harriman State Park. As I gulped down my intake of clean mountain air for the month, I let my mind wander. I started to think about the not-so-current trend of taking old intellectual property, be it a (comic)book, TV show, movie and re-envisioning its more fantastical, gaudy, or dated aspects […]
Pressed for Words
I woke up this morning and forgot how to make poast. CSS isn’t like riding a bike apparently. I have apparently allocated the time and brain capacity for web development into videogames. And surprisingly, I’m fine with it. Gimme them wordpress templates! Splash page? Try about.me page! Technology just moved waaaay too fast for me […]